Scent Story

Where can I submit stories for the latest smell-o-vision consumer product, the scentstories discs? The name does say stories. Are they in CD or DVD format? I ask because the name appears in lowercase letters, a sure sign of a computer item, right? In fact, scentstories is promoted with a website and a "buy two get a free" CD offer! A popular singer appears in a print ad with a quote about playing music. You have to dig deep to find an image of the actual scent disc player. This air freshener joins a list of products that sparked writing ideas: microwave oven disinfectants, computer disc infectants, programs to prevent the dreaded cursor runon. And I was only worried about runon sentences!