More Saturday Silliness

Have I mentioned The Dialectizer?

The Dialectizer takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you have questions about what The Dialectizer does or how it does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.

You can convert your copy to your choice of Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker dialects. Another feature allows browsing the website itself in one of the twangs offered. If you're worried that someone will turn your website into a farce, you can block this from happening in a variety of ways. I wouldn't worry, however, when I tried out a few dialects on Writer's Edge, the results were less amusing than confusing. Then, I typed in the first verse to the childhood ditty, "Row, row, row your boat", asked for a hacker version and received this response:

Orw, orw, oRw youR boat,
gentLy dfwon the streanm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~
MERRilY, MERRILY, M3RRILY, MERRILY.
LIFE 1S BUT A DRAEM haX0r the plannat because I will HXA0R

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