Gloom & Despair, Inc.

The anti-motivational website at Despair.com is hilarious beyond words. Having spent a few years preparing for a career in organizational development, I can appreciate the jokes. Best of all is theParody Motivator Generator that I used to create this image of myself. The tag line says, "When all about you are losing their heads, give up." My favorite country song is from "Hee Haw". It has the lines, "Deep, dark depression/Excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!" Y'all just keep hangin' in there, now, and have a nice day!