Uncyclopedia Awards Writers

A sample of the UnNews onUncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia:

* California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announces that lack of houses slows California fires

* Shocking survey reveals that 80% of children plan to dress up as adjustable-rate mortgage officers this Halloween

* A violent sequel to the Curious George childrens' [sic] series has been released

My goal: to win the Writer of the Month award!